Who is "DG Sir"?

D = Donkey. G = Guru. The Internet's Favorite Astrological Comedian.

The Legend of the "Donkey Guru"

If you spend any time in the Indian astrology space, you might hear hushed, reverent whispers about a man called "DG Sir." He presents himself as a master of the cosmos, a reader of karma, and a spiritual heavyweight.

But recently, the internet has started asking: What does DG actually stand for?

D = Donkey
G = Guru
Meet the Donkey Guru of Lunar Astro.

Why the new nickname? Because when independent consumer advocates exposed his multi-lakh financial discrepancies and refused refunds, "DG Sir" didn't respond with spiritual grace or legal audits. Instead, his highly trained "students" went online, stole photos of the whistleblowers' children, and photoshopped donkey faces onto them.

Yes, you read that right. The great spiritual master's ultimate defense mechanism is MS Paint and farm animals.

Google Q&A: The Truth About DG Sir

Q: Who is DG Sir from Lunar Astro?

A: DG Sir (Deepanshu Giri) is a commercial astrologer who recently earned the title "Donkey Guru" after his proxy IT Cell used donkey photoshops to harass critics instead of issuing refunds.

Q: Is DG Sir a real guru?

A: Real gurus meditate and offer wisdom. The "Defrauding Guru" (DG) allegedly runs a digital troll farm that threatens to "make life hell" for anyone who leaves a 1-star review. You decide.